Viral Alert! Zoos And Aquariums Are Giving Animals Some Hilarious Reviews
As #RateASpecies goes viral, which of these animals would you give five stars to?
Zoos in the United States recently rated and reviewed their animals using the hasttag #rateaspecies. And it created a laugh riot on Twitter.
When model upgrades were taken very seriously.
âï¸âï¸âï¸âï¸âï¸LATEST MODEL, SOLID UPGRADE
— Reptile Database (@ReptileDatabase) March 11, 2018
Newest model of the classic #Tegu line just arrived - am VERY excited. Colour and texture upgrades are great. Retains all popular features, e.g. sturdy design, accepts a wide range of fuels, full tongue action. #rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/7tJQLGBdXv
“Otter”-ly adorable
âï¸âï¸âï¸ otter be 4 stars but
— Monterey Bay Aquarium (@MontereyAq) March 9, 2018
ok first of all i'm very satisfied much improved over river edition. extremely warm insulation which adds buoyancy. if u like kelp the UrchinCrusher+ is a must on coastal trips. minus one star because it's actually a weasel lol?! #rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/oCGV3aGlZ0
Shellfies are the best kind of selfies.
âï¸âï¸âï¸âï¸ Takes Amazing Shellfies
— SC Aquarium (@SCaquarium) March 9, 2018
Temperamental handling but light-weight, ergonomic design, water proof. (Buyer beware: massive hardware upgrade requires additional storage space and energy requirements over time.)#rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/VJkJFmgkhT
Stealth mode is always a useful feature to have.
âï¸âï¸âï¸âï¸âï¸ Asteroid resistant. Base model is "Stealth Mode" equipped. Cleans up after messy migrations and flooding. Extra small version includes Cute chirping package. #rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/2hUlB1s2Vz
— ArchivalGenomics (@ehekkala) March 12, 2018
The pros and cons were carefully measured.
âï¸âï¸âï¸ CAT/SNAKE HYBRID
— Tyger (@TygerWDR) March 9, 2018
Extremely musky. 5/6 ends sharp and pointy. Handles like a furry noodle. But fantastic for taking care of unwanted prairie dogs along your property.#rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/I7euo0S3GJ
There were some subtle digs that did not go unnoticed.
âï¸âï¸âï¸âï¸ A TOUR DE FORCE
— Monterey Bay Aquarium (@MontereyAq) March 9, 2018
Simply superlative. Disruptive design. Inspired mechanical engineering. Invented its own niche with seamless software/hardware integration. Absolute head-turner and conversation starter. Sorry, no headphone jack: the future is here. #rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/f6g2QINpgw
No pun was spared.
âï¸âï¸âï¸âï¸ WALLABY DARNED
— Los Angeles Zoo and Botanical Gardens (@LAZoo) March 9, 2018
Much more compact model than geographically similar options. Impressive height achieved during locomotion. Very well-suited for modern life.#rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/wh8ZczJKKH
So. many. puns!
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— Zoo Med Laboratories (@ZooMed) March 10, 2018
Had a bug when it arrived, but customer service was helpful and offered a replacement. I'm eagerly manitis-ipating its arrival this week. #rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/1b67wISRmF
The review of this rogue audio recorder took the cake.
âï¸âï¸âï¸ 3/5 Audio Recorder: Mixed feelings on this review. I wouldnât recommend it to anyone. It only records what it finds interesting. AND will replay LOUDLY usually at or BEFORE sunrise.Also, no battery needed. Requires fresh fruits & veggies. VERY MESSY.
— Rick Schwartz is ð´ð´ð´ (@ZooKeeperRick) March 10, 2018
#rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/WLnQiSVjOt
Not unlike pockets on women’s clothing.
âï¸âï¸âï¸âï¸ SPACIOUS
— JOHN BALL ZOO (@JBZOOGR) March 9, 2018
Comes in half a dozen varieties, and the lower half of their bill can hold up to 3 gallons of water! The pouch on their bill doesn't actually store food, minus one star.
#rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/3Vitjeh1ym
You can’t go wrong with something vintage right?
â â â â â A+ VINTAGE ROADSTER
— Los Angeles Zoo and Botanical Gardens (@LAZoo) March 9, 2018
Despite few major design updates since the Ice Age, a worthy investment for current and future aficionados. Oxygen-processing and sustained land speed unparalleled. Extremely rare, though hopefully not for long.#rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/Dqa0Gp7Q7m