#TaxValentines - AOC, Brexit, Climate Change, Robots And Love
The #taxvalentines awards for 2019 go to...
It’s that one time of the year when BEPS, CBCR, CCCTB, GILTI and DBCFT wielding tax experts turn to rhyme.
Admittedly this year’s a bit dull and sombre.
And not so funny.
But there are verses here.
That are on the money.
So the #taxvalentines awards for 2019 go to...
This Gets It For Sheer Effort
This might be too ambitious, but here goes....#TaxValentines pic.twitter.com/4eMNKRlRln
— John Buhl (@jbuhl35) February 7, 2019
Gimme An ‘A’, Gimme An ‘O’, Gimme A ‘C’
Roses are red,
— taxlinked.net (@Taxlinked) February 8, 2019
Let's hook up in DC,
To bump marginal tax rates,
And serenade AOC.#TaxValentines
The Sagar Thakkar Alias Shaggy Award
Roses are red
— Abraham Gross (@GrossAbraham) February 7, 2019
Violets are blue
The IRS won't call
A scammer is talking to you#TaxValentines
The Unfriending Europe Award
Roses are red.
— Sheila Killian (@sheilakillian) February 8, 2019
Brexit's in store.
the City of London
could soon be offshore ..#taxvalentines
How To Upset Trump Award
The planet is hot
— Sjoerd Douma (@SjoerdDouma) February 7, 2019
and so are you!
Should we keep it that way
or tax CO2?#TaxValentines
I can't get you roses
— Ted Afield (@ProfAfield) February 9, 2019
Though I know it's the norm
Because my refund's gone down
Even after tax reform.#TaxValentines
Because Robots Have Feelings Too
Roses are red
— Sheila Killian (@sheilakillian) February 13, 2019
unless they are pink.
Will they tax robots
when robots can think? #TaxValentines #DigitalTransformation
Ooooh Laffer Curve Rhyme
Roses are red
— Tim Almond (@timalmond) February 8, 2019
Violets are blue
Only Laffer has better
curves than you#TaxValentines
And The Award For Tax Existentialism Goes To...
My love is like
— Heather Self FCA CTA(Fellow) (@hselftax) February 7, 2019
A red, red rose
Where valueâs created
Nobody knows#TaxValentines
NAUGHTY!
I like big BEPS and I cannot lie.
— Stephanie Hoffer (@ProfHoffer) February 11, 2019
DTAA Award
Roses are red
— Leandra Lederman (@Leandra2848) February 10, 2019
I like your style
How âbout next year
We jointly file?#TaxValentines
As time goes by year to year,
— TP News (Transfer Pricing News) (@tpnewz) February 8, 2019
One thing is surely true, dear,
Decades come and decades go,
Just taxing you sets me aglow.#TaxValentines
The Angry Guy Award
Roses are red
— Davide Maramotti (@DavideMaramotti) February 8, 2019
Violets are blue
Taxation is extortion
And youâre all a bunch of rent-seekers
Doesnât it rhyme? It doesnât matter: itâs the truth
There’s more than one of them!
Roses are red
— Patriotic Millionaires (@PatrioticMills) February 12, 2019
Violets are not
You're paying higher taxes
So some millionaire can buy a yacht#TaxValentines
Because Revenue Always Has The Last Word
I work for the Revenue
— Jeremy Sherwood (@Jemsherwood) February 9, 2019
But donât let that trouble you
If you pay your tax on time
You could be my Valentine
#TaxValentines
Nah....
#TaxValentines
— menaka doshi (@menakadoshi) February 7, 2019
Roses and Violets
Will win you a date
But if it's voters you're wooing
Try a tax rebate#elections2019 #Budget2019
Incase you’re still wondering...
BEPS: Base Erosion And Profit Shifting
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